Bigfoot and Ronald McDonald busted!

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Ok here is the proof people!  Ronald McDonald does exist.

10 Responses

fuzzy responds:

January 17th, 2010 at 1:25 am

I’m still lovin’ it!

J. responds:

January 17th, 2010 at 8:05 am

Ahh Foot, what are ya doing?! Do you know how much fat is in that stuff? Why do you think Ronald is frozen like he is?

Go to Subway and eat healthier food.

Hmm, Bigfoot and Jared….

Then again, maybe ol Squatch should stick to his usual forest diet.

vjmurphy responds:

January 17th, 2010 at 9:11 am

After subjecting the photo to several photoshop filters and carefully measuring the apparent size of the bench, I have determined that Ronald McDonald is approximately 7 feet tall. The dermal ridges on his feet show much scarring, likely from french-fry grease being spilled and walked upon.

Testing of a white, greasy compound found near the scene has been completed: it is either clown makeup, mayonaisse or yak fur.

Lee Murphy responds:

January 17th, 2010 at 10:04 am

What did an examination of the fecal matter turn up? Oh, sorry– that was a quarter-pounder with cheese!

PBJ responds:

January 17th, 2010 at 10:20 am

Some aspiring artist should paint a picture like the Bogart/James Dean in a late nite diner scene…only with squatch, chupacabra, a gray (alien), nessie, all sitting there having a cup of joe. Think anyone would enjoy the irony?

jaspershannon responds:

January 17th, 2010 at 10:22 am

The guy on the left is real, as for the red head…perhaps Peter Byrne can investigate, perhaps Lapseritis is a friend!

iftheshoefits responds:

January 17th, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Not another blobMac. Why cant we get a clear infocus picture of Ronald? The scientific community will never take us seriously until we produce clear photographic evidence or a body.

iftheshoefits responds:

January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

Taking a second look at the photo, I still see only a BlobSquatch and a McBlob; inconclusive proof of the existence of either one.